Not to feed the troll, but since we're all stuck waiting, why don't we talk about what we would do if we were in a situation similar to the games...how would you handle an Exmortis assault on the world?
Jack, nukes can't take them out, but pulling an Evil Dead will? Lol...you never know though, Ben has said a big inspiration for the series was Evil Dead...maybe that's the secret to killing the Exmortis, chainsaws. Lol
Sorry guys... Just so you know, the full download game is 100mb! The full internet version is close to 40mb and the free to play internet version is 10mb.
Not to mention we are uploading everything manually and packaging up the download installer so trust me - the process is taking longer than I had hoped but I have a team of over 20 people here working on making it happen.
You guys have waited 3 years for this game. What's another hour or two?
1. Scream in terror. 2. Proclaim new cult of Rick Roll. 3. Make demon heads explode as we sing horrendously off-key version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" 4. TAKE OVER THE WORLD ANYWAY.
Also, 100mb?! Is that availible to the general public...? OwO
Birth control? Psh. Dude, at least she's getting laid. Hey, if it doesn't work out, look me up. ;) (LOL, just kidding.)
Anyway. News from the frontlines:
-Birth control is overrated! Pledge your allegiance to Lord Vlaew by having his demon spawn! -Pat is STILL an entertaining moron! -Millions of fans have camped in front of their PCs and laptops, eagerly awaiting the Australian government's word on the release. Thousands have died of anticipation, rage, and impatients.
birth control pills is very effective it's like 100% more effective than condoms alone. one time my girlfriend was pregnant, and then i gave her some pills, and she had a miscarriage. from then on, i knew it was fate that birth control pills is the way to go.
Thanks, I'll be here all night. Tip your demon overlords and if you're female like my poor self, prepare your uterus for imminent implantation of burning, abdomen-ripping wormbabies.
Well sorry guys but my parents are making me go to bed now. Right b fore the game I have been waiting for for 3 years comes out! Oh! And I also have school tomorrow!!!! This is fantastic!!!!! Grrrrrrr frikin parents.
Haha I hate to jump in but you guys are being awfully immature aren't you? I mean we're a waiting for a game to be released here..arguing and pointlessly swearing is accomplishing nothing..
oreos are black on the outside and white on the inside that's just like me IM A BLACK GANGSTA and you are helllllla egotistical im sorry but damn.. how you ever gonna find a man?!
LOLOL you're bi because you could never get a guy, now you're with some 400lbs overweight chick and you think you're the shit becuase you scored with her twice. and your definitino of "scoring" is eating out her asshole. YEAH GOOD JOB LOLOLOLOLOL EGOTISTICAL SCUM
Blah blah blah Sean. You get a grip too lol. Once again its not that serious lmao..... And I'm not egotistical hun. I like making people laugh and you couldn't take the joke is all, hun. Sorry about your shirt, save me some oreos, and have a good evening :)
Pat, you are f$%ked doing this to Ben. This is his livelyhood, his job, how he feeds his family - do you want to STFU and stop carrying on, or do you want to jeapordise Ben's career? Would that make you happy? How cruel you are
doesnt work that way mike sorry. Anyways id say its not going to be here until tomorrow morning this is pretty annoying but oh well, hopefully itll be worth the wait.
The reason it went down was because it came up for about 5mins, but they accidentally put that it cost $0. So you were able to purchase and DL it for free basically thats how a few people already have it, and others don't.
The fact that I am physically incapable of sleeping and that I have to leave my TV on so as not to cower in fear (I'm seriously staring at my window, just WAITING for something from the first game to jump up, my family's choice in buying a house with surrounding woodland was a terrible idea.), Ben, give us an update so that I will know how soon I can get some semblance of rest...
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fuck the trailer i want the damn game, put it out now you damn Australian!
I KNOW IT IS!!! but i still would like to be playing the ACTUAL GAME BEN!!!!
Calm down man LOL It's uploading
WELL HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE MAN!!
I wasn't this excited for christmas.
Do you know how long it takes for a game in GENERAL to upload? Nevermind a game of Ex3's magnitude.
PATIENE IS A MOTHER-BLEEPING VIRTUE. DO NOT MAKE ME GET OFF THIS AUSSIE-BOUND PLANE AND SMACK YOU INTO TOMORROW.
looks...so....fucking...awesom!!!!!
lolz. me too but right now im extremely annoyed that i have to go to bed soon!!!!!
dont worry dave,il beat it while ur in bed and tell u everything lol
Damn people. chill out. Ben is awesome..... he could be charging you guys to play an awesome game like this. Rock on Ben!pu
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz don't. i also have school tomorrow! DAMNIT!!!
Hey you all left me! Thanks a lot
I am watching the Live images of now it's Breaking News all over the world.
The convoy is now landing ontop of the Fizzy.com building.
The game is under intense armed security. 4 guards are carrying the game into the building.
oh i will...muwhahahhah!!!
Ok people shhhh I'm inside the Fizzy.com upload room watching live the game upload. There are two men uploading it.
It is 75% uploaded.
no one believe pakman. he isnt very reliable lolz
This is very exciting. The room is in a secret location. The game arrived in a disk and is inserted into the server.
George is the main man. Ben is with him and Jimmy is making sure everything is running smoothly.
u just said that they were uploading it. how can they be uploading and running in with the disk at the same time?
I think it will finally get here, I will load it up.... just to find out that I've been rick rolled.
Holy shit guys they put out a trailer!!! and Vlaew even says he's your mom!!
Not your mom, your god....
XDDDDDDDDD!!!
I believe that's "your God".
But your mom is funnier.
I am playing it now as we speak.
Oh my god
The server exploded!
THEY ARE COMING! THE EXMORTIS ARE COMING!
EVERYONE BOARD YOUR HOUSES UP
THE EXMORTIS ARE..................................
_______________________________
now he says mom, then god, then forever, believe me i can read lips
This is Vlaew. Get your PCs ready.
This is it.
da na na na na na na nnna an na na na na
someone kill pat for the love of god,satan and everything in between!
:| i want the game now :(
It's 99.999999999999% loaded.
Aww no it just crashed and the only copy of the game was destroyed.
Not to feed the troll, but since we're all stuck waiting, why don't we talk about what we would do if we were in a situation similar to the games...how would you handle an Exmortis assault on the world?
to mike,id mount a chainsaw to my wrist and get ready to shread
Join one of the armies and go nuts.
What is the Exmortis anyway aliens? Zombies?
and another question... What year is this taking place in? Looks like the 1960s
i'd fill my super soaker with holy water :)
from playing the game i belive them to be zombie/demon
Jack, nukes can't take them out, but pulling an Evil Dead will? Lol...you never know though, Ben has said a big inspiration for the series was Evil Dead...maybe that's the secret to killing the Exmortis, chainsaws. Lol
good point...
Sorry guys... Just so you know, the full download game is 100mb! The full internet version is close to 40mb and the free to play internet version is 10mb.
Not to mention we are uploading everything manually and packaging up the download installer so trust me - the process is taking longer than I had hoped but I have a team of over 20 people here working on making it happen.
You guys have waited 3 years for this game. What's another hour or two?
OMG it's up! Y'all can find it here! Exmortis 3
fuck you
you the man leffler :)
Ben, if you're still watching us, approximately how big is the difference, in terms of completion time, between the free and full versions?
20 people wow see I told you I am person 19
so wait...the 40 megs one is it free too or do we have to pay for that one as well...??
I'd just Rickroll em' til their ears bled. Hey I'd die, but it would be worth it just to see how pissed they'd be. X)
God I can't wait for this to be uploaded! 8D
so we have to pay for it? -_-
There is 3 versions? Where do we get the full one?
How much do we have to pay for the full version???
$400
wtf im not gonnna pay $400 dolalrs for the game.. you culd buy liek a PS3 for that much money this is bullshit
I'M ANGRY NOW WHAT THE HECK!
I never knew there were full versions.
He pulled an Obama :) Promised us something big for free and now we gotta pay.
Dude, Sean, relax. Pat is just being an ass. It's not 400 dollars. It's prolly, like, 15. If that.
$400 my ass.....that's a lie and a fu***** half if I've ever heard one.....
We have breaking news. We have word outside that fans are angry and are planning to storm the server room
Things to do when Exmortis scourge arrives:
1. Scream in terror.
2. Proclaim new cult of Rick Roll.
3. Make demon heads explode as we sing horrendously off-key version of "Never Gonna Give You Up"
4. TAKE OVER THE WORLD ANYWAY.
Also, 100mb?! Is that availible to the general public...? OwO
okay 15 dollasr can buy birth control for my girlfriend so still it's a questionable investment
I never knew there was a version to pay for
3 years for this game man ONLY TO SPEND QUALTIY BIRTHCONTROL MONEY ON THE GAME DAMN IT I LOST THE GAME
I DONT WANT TO PAY I WANT TO PLAY
NOW NOW NOW NOW
PLAY PLAY PLAY
I apologize for my excessive CAPS text. I am seeking anger management as we speak
I will help you Sean.
Take my hand.
Seriously, how gorgeous is this trailer?
Pretty gorgeous.
Exmortis is love.
Now lets all chip in some money for Sean and for me so we can enjoy the game.
Pat, u complete me. you make me want to leave my girlfriend you sexy hunk of chocolate covered vanilla pudding
when is exmortis 4 coming out?
Yes I am amazing
LMAO!!!! WTF SEAN!?!?!
i agree
my social security number is XXX-XX-XXXX
Exmortis 4 I said comes out in 2011
whoa guys if you put in your social security number in this box, it shows ups as Xs!! OMG TRY IT XXX-XX-XXXX
453-44-123
see that's not his real social security number
you have to put in your real one!
lol oh ya it probably only appears to me
we don't have social security numbers in canada
but you guys have candian bacon so hand me some or die.
LOL MY WORD VERIFICATION IS FUNAY
I SO FUNAYYY
The game is jammed up
Birth control? Psh. Dude, at least she's getting laid. Hey, if it doesn't work out, look me up. ;) (LOL, just kidding.)
Anyway. News from the frontlines:
-Birth control is overrated! Pledge your allegiance to Lord Vlaew by having his demon spawn!
-Pat is STILL an entertaining moron!
-Millions of fans have camped in front of their PCs and laptops, eagerly awaiting the Australian government's word on the release. Thousands have died of anticipation, rage, and impatients.
here here gamma!
birth control pills is very effective it's like 100% more effective than condoms alone. one time my girlfriend was pregnant, and then i gave her some pills, and she had a miscarriage. from then on, i knew it was fate that birth control pills is the way to go.
Ya'll crack me up.
XD
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
lol MCR ftw.
we need the game
no one completed my song..
okay lets try again
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
ok stfu dude,no one cares about pokemon anymore
Thanks, I'll be here all night. Tip your demon overlords and if you're female like my poor self, prepare your uterus for imminent implantation of burning, abdomen-ripping wormbabies.
LOL obviously you do if you knew da pokeman theme song
you're one of us!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
When is it going to come? 1 hour? 2 hours? 3 hours? 4 hours? 5????????
sean,the only reason i know it is cuz i used to watch it like crazy when i was FIVE
jack shut up
you're a jackASS
Oh how cleaver..you must've stayed up all night thinking of that..considering the peanut size of your brain i cant say im surprised.
I'd actually be pretty ok with wormbabies. <3
Jack
You sir are an @ss hole.
lol tensions are high everyone will turn into exmortis creatures soon.
That's what Vlaew would want now
oh buzz off prick.
We all want the game
HEY!
FUCK YOU!
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!
Well sorry guys but my parents are making me go to bed now. Right b fore the game I have been waiting for for 3 years comes out! Oh! And I also have school tomorrow!!!! This is fantastic!!!!! Grrrrrrr frikin parents.
You all are frustrated.. You'd think you were waiting for a game or something
How about you shut your god damn mouth.
everyone chill
How about you stop being such a fucking asshole.
I am chilled lol now let's play some exmortis
how about take your suggestion to me and blow it out your shriveld up c@#$
EVERYONE!!! Calm down. We all want the game right? Were all waiting here right? So why all the tension?
Exmortis now pls god darnit
i saw the game under latest games then it said download now but i didnt want to then i got redirected t the home page =[
i guess it was a glitch or somthing but i really wana see this god damn game!!!
~Sits back and watches the fight between Hannaty and Vleuw~
cuz cindy has sand in her snatch
I hope you all realize that if you just stop playing into his bullshit and just ignore him then this would be a much happier blog....
Don't tell me what to fucking do.
I don't even know you!
You should just go fuck yourself.
I bet that's all you're good at is fucking yourself cuz you can't get anyone to fuck you.
Everyone, I know tensions are running high, but let's all just stop and think of the most important thing... *looks downward*
What Would Vlaew Do? (W.W.V.D.?)
Answer:
Enslave us all and makes us crawl on our bellies over burning salt coals and broken glass to pull a chariot built of the bones of our families.
And wormbabies. Someone who's into the FF thing, write that down! Vlaew's Heir!
Exmortis 3
Cindy is on her period.
lol
Haha I hate to jump in but you guys are being awfully immature aren't you? I mean we're a waiting for a game to be released here..arguing and pointlessly swearing is accomplishing nothing..
Your just mad cuz what I said is true. :P
Goodness gracious, cindy....get a grip...it's not that serious hun.......
I'm actually on my iPod touch in bed! HAHA!
really david?i had no idea.i mean shes probly some dried up 45 year old man.
its okay cindy, babe daddy sean will take care of jack
lol I love you guys so much. skjndsnd I know it's taking time and preparation but get here faaaaaster. I'm so excited and shaky, I just want to play.
Mr. Leffler. Is the full download going to cost boco bucks? Where can you get the other full versions of the game? As some others have been asking.
Sorry MyssFly, but I just have anger issues.
When people talk shit I just go off on them.
But thanx for trying to calm me down. (:
Sdfu period girl cindy
CINDY I HAVE ANGER ISSUES TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!
You're welcome, Cindy. Just remember one thing that we girls always have to...no one is perfect...and by no one I mean no one ELSE :) lol
guys i accidentally put a red shirt in the white load of laundry
what do i do now?
Haha Sean that's awesome...I guess.lol
GUYS MY FAVORITE JABBAWOCKEEZ SHIRT IS NOW REDDDDD WTF WTF WTF
Haha yeah, Myss Fly.
At least SOME people are cool on this thing.
Jack is just an asshole haha.
Cindy probly isn't even a girl. It's probly just some old pedo troll.
Ah..I should SO be a psychologist lol
guys i just rammed my head into the wall and now i am bleeding.
what do i do?
miss fly,
psychologists aren't narcissistic, so you my friend would be unqualified
Sean....hunny...you should sit in a corner with a bag of oreos and wait......
Set your hand in a blender and press whip. :P
Yeah thanx David!
Your an ass too.
I thought you would be cool
but I guess you just let other people get to you.
oreos are black on the outside and white on the inside
that's just like me
IM A BLACK GANGSTA
and you are helllllla egotistical
im sorry but damn.. how you ever gonna find a man?!
Im not narcissistic. I'm merely an SM weirdo that practices in random acts of awesome :)
And FYE....IM A BI WITH A GIRLFRIEND....why in the hell would i want a MAN?!?!?
Haha nice. (:
You guys are great. I'm sorry that you guys are so angry. Let's be HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...anybody??? .....no?
....darn...
Dude, Brandon i've been happy.
Now that those bastards are gone.
So it's all good. (:
I'll be happy Brandon!!! Cindy and I will!!! CAUSE WE'RE AWESOME!!!!
Haha hell yeah dude!
We ARE awesome like that. (:
LOLOL you're bi because you could never get a guy, now you're with some 400lbs overweight chick and you think you're the shit becuase you scored with her twice. and your definitino of "scoring" is eating out her asshole. YEAH GOOD JOB LOLOLOLOLOL EGOTISTICAL SCUM
lol.
ahh...you guys almost make the wait bearable.
HELL YA!!!! lmao!!! Ah goodness...this is great =D
HELL YA IS RIGHT
Oh geeze.
Haha, Sean just let it go dude.
Blah blah blah Sean. You get a grip too lol. Once again its not that serious lmao..... And I'm not egotistical hun. I like making people laugh and you couldn't take the joke is all, hun. Sorry about your shirt, save me some oreos, and have a good evening :)
hey hey fuck u man
ozzies rule
Um cindy I was jking. Seriously only asshole here is oak and that other dude. :). But anyway idk way everyone is arguing about in the first place
But anyways...where were we...ah yes....THE HAPPY !!!!!!! =D
you are such a tool
scum of the earth is what you are
Happy is fun. Yes
What would you guys say if I told you I was playing exmortis 3 right now?
YAY!!!
ITS OUT ITS OUT HOLY SHIT ITS OUT!!!!!!
I saw it on Fizzy.com, but it said BETA and I couldn't play it :'(
IT'S WHAT?! *wearing the makeshift fedora hat the Lord Vlaew is so fond of*
Seriously?!
NO WAY!!! WHERE!!!!!! OMG!! (hysterical crying)
http://img4.imageshack.us/i/ownedja.jpg/
Where?! I don't see it!
ITS UNDER LATEST GAMES!!!! TOP OF THE LIST!!!!
Pat, you are f$%ked doing this to Ben. This is his livelyhood, his job, how he feeds his family - do you want to STFU and stop carrying on, or do you want to jeapordise Ben's career? Would that make you happy? How cruel you are
You cheat! You lie! You son of a dog and a camel!!
I'm slowly growing insane... O O
It was on Fizzy for a few minutes but was taken down for some reason.
Don't tease like that, I nearly had a heart attack.
Maybe it's a midnight launch...?(aka 3 minutes :D????)
i lost my happiness....dear god.....
Ugh...it's not there...
Officially Midnight folks...
*laughs.* we sound so silly, and desperate but it's worthy of what's to come.
doesnt work that way mike sorry.
Anyways id say its not going to be here until tomorrow morning this is pretty annoying but oh well, hopefully itll be worth the wait.
Imfuckingpossible....im downloading to my computer now as we speak...no joke I SWEAR!!!!!!
come on ben,give us a update,how is it going???
o.o Where at Myss Fly?
fuck man
if this game isnt up soon my boifriend is gonna kill himself =(
hi im single =)im
i will surely die as well!
its a fizzy glitch on some computers youll see it show up before its ready and when u click it for some reason theres a download button
She's not lying..i'm playing the game as we speak..I must have orgasmed five times already.
ON FIZZY I SWEAR!!!!!!
ben give us a update plzzzzz how much longar?
Link us fly!
I dont see it.. this sucks.. Myss fly do you live in Australia?
The reason it went down was because it came up for about 5mins, but they accidentally put that it cost $0. So you were able to purchase and DL it for free basically thats how a few people already have it, and others don't.
I found it under 3rdsence's profile on Fizzy, but when I click it, it brings me to the front page :(
its back up but it still says download for $0. I think this is a mistake.
I'm going to pee myself in anger, fuzzy.com won't load for me.
jesus fucking christ i have a feeling if it dosent finish uploading soon,ben's gonna have a horde of angry fans at his door O_o
FUCKK! I HAD IT UP FOR FREE, BUT WHEN I LOGGED IN, IT WON'T LET ME GO BACK TO IT! RAGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
WTF?! where is it?
The fact that I am physically incapable of sleeping and that I have to leave my TV on so as not to cower in fear (I'm seriously staring at my window, just WAITING for something from the first game to jump up, my family's choice in buying a house with surrounding woodland was a terrible idea.), Ben, give us an update so that I will know how soon I can get some semblance of rest...
U a are lucky that you don't have school tomorrow. I do and it's gonna be the longest day ever
lol well this sux.. im am disappoint
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