Not to feed the troll, but since we're all stuck waiting, why don't we talk about what we would do if we were in a situation similar to the games...how would you handle an Exmortis assault on the world?
Jack, nukes can't take them out, but pulling an Evil Dead will? Lol...you never know though, Ben has said a big inspiration for the series was Evil Dead...maybe that's the secret to killing the Exmortis, chainsaws. Lol
Sorry guys... Just so you know, the full download game is 100mb! The full internet version is close to 40mb and the free to play internet version is 10mb.
Not to mention we are uploading everything manually and packaging up the download installer so trust me - the process is taking longer than I had hoped but I have a team of over 20 people here working on making it happen.
You guys have waited 3 years for this game. What's another hour or two?
1. Scream in terror. 2. Proclaim new cult of Rick Roll. 3. Make demon heads explode as we sing horrendously off-key version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" 4. TAKE OVER THE WORLD ANYWAY.
Also, 100mb?! Is that availible to the general public...? OwO
Birth control? Psh. Dude, at least she's getting laid. Hey, if it doesn't work out, look me up. ;) (LOL, just kidding.)
Anyway. News from the frontlines:
-Birth control is overrated! Pledge your allegiance to Lord Vlaew by having his demon spawn! -Pat is STILL an entertaining moron! -Millions of fans have camped in front of their PCs and laptops, eagerly awaiting the Australian government's word on the release. Thousands have died of anticipation, rage, and impatients.
birth control pills is very effective it's like 100% more effective than condoms alone. one time my girlfriend was pregnant, and then i gave her some pills, and she had a miscarriage. from then on, i knew it was fate that birth control pills is the way to go.
Thanks, I'll be here all night. Tip your demon overlords and if you're female like my poor self, prepare your uterus for imminent implantation of burning, abdomen-ripping wormbabies.
Well sorry guys but my parents are making me go to bed now. Right b fore the game I have been waiting for for 3 years comes out! Oh! And I also have school tomorrow!!!! This is fantastic!!!!! Grrrrrrr frikin parents.
Haha I hate to jump in but you guys are being awfully immature aren't you? I mean we're a waiting for a game to be released here..arguing and pointlessly swearing is accomplishing nothing..
oreos are black on the outside and white on the inside that's just like me IM A BLACK GANGSTA and you are helllllla egotistical im sorry but damn.. how you ever gonna find a man?!
LOLOL you're bi because you could never get a guy, now you're with some 400lbs overweight chick and you think you're the shit becuase you scored with her twice. and your definitino of "scoring" is eating out her asshole. YEAH GOOD JOB LOLOLOLOLOL EGOTISTICAL SCUM
Blah blah blah Sean. You get a grip too lol. Once again its not that serious lmao..... And I'm not egotistical hun. I like making people laugh and you couldn't take the joke is all, hun. Sorry about your shirt, save me some oreos, and have a good evening :)
Pat, you are f$%ked doing this to Ben. This is his livelyhood, his job, how he feeds his family - do you want to STFU and stop carrying on, or do you want to jeapordise Ben's career? Would that make you happy? How cruel you are
doesnt work that way mike sorry. Anyways id say its not going to be here until tomorrow morning this is pretty annoying but oh well, hopefully itll be worth the wait.
The reason it went down was because it came up for about 5mins, but they accidentally put that it cost $0. So you were able to purchase and DL it for free basically thats how a few people already have it, and others don't.
The fact that I am physically incapable of sleeping and that I have to leave my TV on so as not to cower in fear (I'm seriously staring at my window, just WAITING for something from the first game to jump up, my family's choice in buying a house with surrounding woodland was a terrible idea.), Ben, give us an update so that I will know how soon I can get some semblance of rest...
OMG It's so scary :S
ReplyDeletefuck the trailer i want the damn game, put it out now you damn Australian!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW IT IS!!! but i still would like to be playing the ACTUAL GAME BEN!!!!
ReplyDeleteCalm down man LOL It's uploading
ReplyDeleteWELL HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE MAN!!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't this excited for christmas.
ReplyDeleteDo you know how long it takes for a game in GENERAL to upload? Nevermind a game of Ex3's magnitude.
ReplyDeletePATIENE IS A MOTHER-BLEEPING VIRTUE. DO NOT MAKE ME GET OFF THIS AUSSIE-BOUND PLANE AND SMACK YOU INTO TOMORROW.
looks...so....fucking...awesom!!!!!
ReplyDeletelolz. me too but right now im extremely annoyed that i have to go to bed soon!!!!!
ReplyDeletedont worry dave,il beat it while ur in bed and tell u everything lol
ReplyDeleteDamn people. chill out. Ben is awesome..... he could be charging you guys to play an awesome game like this. Rock on Ben!pu
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz don't. i also have school tomorrow! DAMNIT!!!
ReplyDeleteHey you all left me! Thanks a lot
ReplyDeleteI am watching the Live images of now it's Breaking News all over the world.
ReplyDeleteThe convoy is now landing ontop of the Fizzy.com building.
The game is under intense armed security. 4 guards are carrying the game into the building.
oh i will...muwhahahhah!!!
ReplyDeleteOk people shhhh I'm inside the Fizzy.com upload room watching live the game upload. There are two men uploading it.
ReplyDeleteIt is 75% uploaded.
no one believe pakman. he isnt very reliable lolz
ReplyDeleteThis is very exciting. The room is in a secret location. The game arrived in a disk and is inserted into the server.
ReplyDeleteGeorge is the main man. Ben is with him and Jimmy is making sure everything is running smoothly.
u just said that they were uploading it. how can they be uploading and running in with the disk at the same time?
ReplyDeleteI think it will finally get here, I will load it up.... just to find out that I've been rick rolled.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit guys they put out a trailer!!! and Vlaew even says he's your mom!!
ReplyDeleteNot your mom, your god....
ReplyDeleteXDDDDDDDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteI believe that's "your God".
But your mom is funnier.
I am playing it now as we speak.
ReplyDeleteOh my god
The server exploded!
THEY ARE COMING! THE EXMORTIS ARE COMING!
EVERYONE BOARD YOUR HOUSES UP
THE EXMORTIS ARE..................................
_______________________________
now he says mom, then god, then forever, believe me i can read lips
ReplyDeleteThis is Vlaew. Get your PCs ready.
ReplyDeleteThis is it.
da na na na na na na nnna an na na na na
someone kill pat for the love of god,satan and everything in between!
ReplyDelete:| i want the game now :(
ReplyDeleteIt's 99.999999999999% loaded.
ReplyDeleteAww no it just crashed and the only copy of the game was destroyed.
Not to feed the troll, but since we're all stuck waiting, why don't we talk about what we would do if we were in a situation similar to the games...how would you handle an Exmortis assault on the world?
ReplyDeleteto mike,id mount a chainsaw to my wrist and get ready to shread
ReplyDeleteJoin one of the armies and go nuts.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the Exmortis anyway aliens? Zombies?
and another question... What year is this taking place in? Looks like the 1960s
i'd fill my super soaker with holy water :)
ReplyDeletefrom playing the game i belive them to be zombie/demon
ReplyDeleteJack, nukes can't take them out, but pulling an Evil Dead will? Lol...you never know though, Ben has said a big inspiration for the series was Evil Dead...maybe that's the secret to killing the Exmortis, chainsaws. Lol
ReplyDeletegood point...
ReplyDeleteSorry guys... Just so you know, the full download game is 100mb! The full internet version is close to 40mb and the free to play internet version is 10mb.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention we are uploading everything manually and packaging up the download installer so trust me - the process is taking longer than I had hoped but I have a team of over 20 people here working on making it happen.
You guys have waited 3 years for this game. What's another hour or two?
OMG it's up! Y'all can find it here! Exmortis 3
ReplyDeletefuck you
ReplyDeleteyou the man leffler :)
ReplyDeleteBen, if you're still watching us, approximately how big is the difference, in terms of completion time, between the free and full versions?
ReplyDelete20 people wow see I told you I am person 19
ReplyDeleteso wait...the 40 megs one is it free too or do we have to pay for that one as well...??
ReplyDeleteI'd just Rickroll em' til their ears bled. Hey I'd die, but it would be worth it just to see how pissed they'd be. X)
ReplyDeleteGod I can't wait for this to be uploaded! 8D
so we have to pay for it? -_-
ReplyDeleteThere is 3 versions? Where do we get the full one?
ReplyDeleteHow much do we have to pay for the full version???
ReplyDelete$400
ReplyDeletewtf im not gonnna pay $400 dolalrs for the game.. you culd buy liek a PS3 for that much money this is bullshit
ReplyDeleteI'M ANGRY NOW WHAT THE HECK!
ReplyDeleteI never knew there were full versions.
ReplyDeleteHe pulled an Obama :) Promised us something big for free and now we gotta pay.
Dude, Sean, relax. Pat is just being an ass. It's not 400 dollars. It's prolly, like, 15. If that.
ReplyDelete$400 my ass.....that's a lie and a fu***** half if I've ever heard one.....
ReplyDeleteWe have breaking news. We have word outside that fans are angry and are planning to storm the server room
ReplyDeleteThings to do when Exmortis scourge arrives:
ReplyDelete1. Scream in terror.
2. Proclaim new cult of Rick Roll.
3. Make demon heads explode as we sing horrendously off-key version of "Never Gonna Give You Up"
4. TAKE OVER THE WORLD ANYWAY.
Also, 100mb?! Is that availible to the general public...? OwO
okay 15 dollasr can buy birth control for my girlfriend so still it's a questionable investment
ReplyDeleteI never knew there was a version to pay for
ReplyDelete3 years for this game man ONLY TO SPEND QUALTIY BIRTHCONTROL MONEY ON THE GAME DAMN IT I LOST THE GAME
ReplyDeleteI DONT WANT TO PAY I WANT TO PLAY
ReplyDeleteNOW NOW NOW NOW
PLAY PLAY PLAY
I apologize for my excessive CAPS text. I am seeking anger management as we speak
ReplyDeleteI will help you Sean.
ReplyDeleteTake my hand.
Seriously, how gorgeous is this trailer?
ReplyDeletePretty gorgeous.
Exmortis is love.
Now lets all chip in some money for Sean and for me so we can enjoy the game.
ReplyDeletePat, u complete me. you make me want to leave my girlfriend you sexy hunk of chocolate covered vanilla pudding
ReplyDeletewhen is exmortis 4 coming out?
ReplyDeleteYes I am amazing
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! WTF SEAN!?!?!
ReplyDeletei agree
ReplyDeletemy social security number is XXX-XX-XXXX
Exmortis 4 I said comes out in 2011
ReplyDeletewhoa guys if you put in your social security number in this box, it shows ups as Xs!! OMG TRY IT XXX-XX-XXXX
ReplyDelete453-44-123
ReplyDeletesee that's not his real social security number
ReplyDeleteyou have to put in your real one!
lol oh ya it probably only appears to me
ReplyDeletewe don't have social security numbers in canada
ReplyDeletebut you guys have candian bacon so hand me some or die.
ReplyDeleteLOL MY WORD VERIFICATION IS FUNAY
I SO FUNAYYY
The game is jammed up
ReplyDeleteBirth control? Psh. Dude, at least she's getting laid. Hey, if it doesn't work out, look me up. ;) (LOL, just kidding.)
ReplyDeleteAnyway. News from the frontlines:
-Birth control is overrated! Pledge your allegiance to Lord Vlaew by having his demon spawn!
-Pat is STILL an entertaining moron!
-Millions of fans have camped in front of their PCs and laptops, eagerly awaiting the Australian government's word on the release. Thousands have died of anticipation, rage, and impatients.
here here gamma!
ReplyDeletebirth control pills is very effective it's like 100% more effective than condoms alone. one time my girlfriend was pregnant, and then i gave her some pills, and she had a miscarriage. from then on, i knew it was fate that birth control pills is the way to go.
ReplyDeleteYa'll crack me up.
ReplyDeleteXD
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
ReplyDeleteMY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
ReplyDeleteTO SEE A MARCHING BAND
ReplyDeletelol MCR ftw.
ReplyDeletewe need the game
ReplyDeleteno one completed my song..
ReplyDeleteokay lets try again
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
ReplyDeleteok stfu dude,no one cares about pokemon anymore
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'll be here all night. Tip your demon overlords and if you're female like my poor self, prepare your uterus for imminent implantation of burning, abdomen-ripping wormbabies.
ReplyDeleteLOL obviously you do if you knew da pokeman theme song
ReplyDeleteyou're one of us!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
When is it going to come? 1 hour? 2 hours? 3 hours? 4 hours? 5????????
ReplyDeletesean,the only reason i know it is cuz i used to watch it like crazy when i was FIVE
ReplyDeletejack shut up
ReplyDeleteyou're a jackASS
Oh how cleaver..you must've stayed up all night thinking of that..considering the peanut size of your brain i cant say im surprised.
ReplyDeleteI'd actually be pretty ok with wormbabies. <3
ReplyDeleteJack
ReplyDeleteYou sir are an @ss hole.
lol tensions are high everyone will turn into exmortis creatures soon.
ReplyDeleteThat's what Vlaew would want now
oh buzz off prick.
ReplyDeleteWe all want the game
ReplyDeleteHEY!
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU!
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!
Well sorry guys but my parents are making me go to bed now. Right b fore the game I have been waiting for for 3 years comes out! Oh! And I also have school tomorrow!!!! This is fantastic!!!!! Grrrrrrr frikin parents.
ReplyDeleteYou all are frustrated.. You'd think you were waiting for a game or something
ReplyDeleteHow about you shut your god damn mouth.
ReplyDeleteeveryone chill
ReplyDeleteHow about you stop being such a fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteI am chilled lol now let's play some exmortis
ReplyDeletehow about take your suggestion to me and blow it out your shriveld up c@#$
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE!!! Calm down. We all want the game right? Were all waiting here right? So why all the tension?
ReplyDeleteExmortis now pls god darnit
ReplyDeletei saw the game under latest games then it said download now but i didnt want to then i got redirected t the home page =[
ReplyDeletei guess it was a glitch or somthing but i really wana see this god damn game!!!
~Sits back and watches the fight between Hannaty and Vleuw~
ReplyDeletecuz cindy has sand in her snatch
ReplyDeleteI hope you all realize that if you just stop playing into his bullshit and just ignore him then this would be a much happier blog....
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me what to fucking do.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know you!
You should just go fuck yourself.
I bet that's all you're good at is fucking yourself cuz you can't get anyone to fuck you.
Everyone, I know tensions are running high, but let's all just stop and think of the most important thing... *looks downward*
ReplyDeleteWhat Would Vlaew Do? (W.W.V.D.?)
Answer:
Enslave us all and makes us crawl on our bellies over burning salt coals and broken glass to pull a chariot built of the bones of our families.
And wormbabies. Someone who's into the FF thing, write that down! Vlaew's Heir!
Exmortis 3
ReplyDeleteCindy is on her period.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteHaha I hate to jump in but you guys are being awfully immature aren't you? I mean we're a waiting for a game to be released here..arguing and pointlessly swearing is accomplishing nothing..
ReplyDeleteYour just mad cuz what I said is true. :P
ReplyDeleteGoodness gracious, cindy....get a grip...it's not that serious hun.......
ReplyDeleteI'm actually on my iPod touch in bed! HAHA!
ReplyDeletereally david?i had no idea.i mean shes probly some dried up 45 year old man.
ReplyDeleteits okay cindy, babe daddy sean will take care of jack
ReplyDeletelol I love you guys so much. skjndsnd I know it's taking time and preparation but get here faaaaaster. I'm so excited and shaky, I just want to play.
ReplyDeleteMr. Leffler. Is the full download going to cost boco bucks? Where can you get the other full versions of the game? As some others have been asking.
Sorry MyssFly, but I just have anger issues.
ReplyDeleteWhen people talk shit I just go off on them.
But thanx for trying to calm me down. (:
Sdfu period girl cindy
ReplyDeleteCINDY I HAVE ANGER ISSUES TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Cindy. Just remember one thing that we girls always have to...no one is perfect...and by no one I mean no one ELSE :) lol
ReplyDeleteguys i accidentally put a red shirt in the white load of laundry
ReplyDeletewhat do i do now?
Haha Sean that's awesome...I guess.lol
ReplyDeleteGUYS MY FAVORITE JABBAWOCKEEZ SHIRT IS NOW REDDDDD WTF WTF WTF
ReplyDeleteHaha yeah, Myss Fly.
ReplyDeleteAt least SOME people are cool on this thing.
Jack is just an asshole haha.
Cindy probly isn't even a girl. It's probly just some old pedo troll.
ReplyDeleteAh..I should SO be a psychologist lol
ReplyDeleteguys i just rammed my head into the wall and now i am bleeding.
ReplyDeletewhat do i do?
miss fly,
ReplyDeletepsychologists aren't narcissistic, so you my friend would be unqualified
Sean....hunny...you should sit in a corner with a bag of oreos and wait......
ReplyDeleteSet your hand in a blender and press whip. :P
ReplyDeleteYeah thanx David!
ReplyDeleteYour an ass too.
I thought you would be cool
but I guess you just let other people get to you.
oreos are black on the outside and white on the inside
ReplyDeletethat's just like me
IM A BLACK GANGSTA
and you are helllllla egotistical
im sorry but damn.. how you ever gonna find a man?!
Im not narcissistic. I'm merely an SM weirdo that practices in random acts of awesome :)
ReplyDeleteAnd FYE....IM A BI WITH A GIRLFRIEND....why in the hell would i want a MAN?!?!?
ReplyDeleteHaha nice. (:
ReplyDeleteYou guys are great. I'm sorry that you guys are so angry. Let's be HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete...anybody??? .....no?
....darn...
Dude, Brandon i've been happy.
ReplyDeleteNow that those bastards are gone.
So it's all good. (:
I'll be happy Brandon!!! Cindy and I will!!! CAUSE WE'RE AWESOME!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha hell yeah dude!
ReplyDeleteWe ARE awesome like that. (:
LOLOL you're bi because you could never get a guy, now you're with some 400lbs overweight chick and you think you're the shit becuase you scored with her twice. and your definitino of "scoring" is eating out her asshole. YEAH GOOD JOB LOLOLOLOLOL EGOTISTICAL SCUM
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteahh...you guys almost make the wait bearable.
HELL YA!!!! lmao!!! Ah goodness...this is great =D
ReplyDeleteHELL YA IS RIGHT
ReplyDeleteOh geeze.
ReplyDeleteHaha, Sean just let it go dude.
Blah blah blah Sean. You get a grip too lol. Once again its not that serious lmao..... And I'm not egotistical hun. I like making people laugh and you couldn't take the joke is all, hun. Sorry about your shirt, save me some oreos, and have a good evening :)
ReplyDeletehey hey fuck u man
ReplyDeleteozzies rule
Um cindy I was jking. Seriously only asshole here is oak and that other dude. :). But anyway idk way everyone is arguing about in the first place
ReplyDeleteBut anyways...where were we...ah yes....THE HAPPY !!!!!!! =D
ReplyDeleteyou are such a tool
ReplyDeletescum of the earth is what you are
Happy is fun. Yes
ReplyDeleteWhat would you guys say if I told you I was playing exmortis 3 right now?
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!
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ReplyDeleteITS OUT ITS OUT HOLY SHIT ITS OUT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw it on Fizzy.com, but it said BETA and I couldn't play it :'(
ReplyDeleteIT'S WHAT?! *wearing the makeshift fedora hat the Lord Vlaew is so fond of*
ReplyDeleteSeriously?!
NO WAY!!! WHERE!!!!!! OMG!! (hysterical crying)
ReplyDeletehttp://img4.imageshack.us/i/ownedja.jpg/
ReplyDeleteWhere?! I don't see it!
ReplyDeleteITS UNDER LATEST GAMES!!!! TOP OF THE LIST!!!!
ReplyDeletePat, you are f$%ked doing this to Ben. This is his livelyhood, his job, how he feeds his family - do you want to STFU and stop carrying on, or do you want to jeapordise Ben's career? Would that make you happy? How cruel you are
ReplyDeleteYou cheat! You lie! You son of a dog and a camel!!
ReplyDeleteI'm slowly growing insane... O O
It was on Fizzy for a few minutes but was taken down for some reason.
ReplyDeleteDon't tease like that, I nearly had a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a midnight launch...?(aka 3 minutes :D????)
ReplyDeletei lost my happiness....dear god.....
ReplyDeleteUgh...it's not there...
ReplyDeleteOfficially Midnight folks...
ReplyDelete*laughs.* we sound so silly, and desperate but it's worthy of what's to come.
ReplyDeletedoesnt work that way mike sorry.
ReplyDeleteAnyways id say its not going to be here until tomorrow morning this is pretty annoying but oh well, hopefully itll be worth the wait.
Imfuckingpossible....im downloading to my computer now as we speak...no joke I SWEAR!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecome on ben,give us a update,how is it going???
ReplyDeleteo.o Where at Myss Fly?
ReplyDeletefuck man
ReplyDeleteif this game isnt up soon my boifriend is gonna kill himself =(
hi im single =)im
i will surely die as well!
ReplyDeleteits a fizzy glitch on some computers youll see it show up before its ready and when u click it for some reason theres a download button
ReplyDeleteShe's not lying..i'm playing the game as we speak..I must have orgasmed five times already.
ReplyDeleteON FIZZY I SWEAR!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteben give us a update plzzzzz how much longar?
ReplyDeleteLink us fly!
ReplyDeleteI dont see it.. this sucks.. Myss fly do you live in Australia?
ReplyDeleteThe reason it went down was because it came up for about 5mins, but they accidentally put that it cost $0. So you were able to purchase and DL it for free basically thats how a few people already have it, and others don't.
ReplyDeleteI found it under 3rdsence's profile on Fizzy, but when I click it, it brings me to the front page :(
ReplyDeleteits back up but it still says download for $0. I think this is a mistake.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to pee myself in anger, fuzzy.com won't load for me.
ReplyDeletejesus fucking christ i have a feeling if it dosent finish uploading soon,ben's gonna have a horde of angry fans at his door O_o
ReplyDeleteFUCKK! I HAD IT UP FOR FREE, BUT WHEN I LOGGED IN, IT WON'T LET ME GO BACK TO IT! RAGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF?! where is it?
ReplyDeleteThe fact that I am physically incapable of sleeping and that I have to leave my TV on so as not to cower in fear (I'm seriously staring at my window, just WAITING for something from the first game to jump up, my family's choice in buying a house with surrounding woodland was a terrible idea.), Ben, give us an update so that I will know how soon I can get some semblance of rest...
ReplyDeleteU a are lucky that you don't have school tomorrow. I do and it's gonna be the longest day ever
ReplyDeletelol well this sux.. im am disappoint
ReplyDelete